Next time you’re camping with the kids (or with adults who are kids at heart), get everyone chuckling around the campfire with these family-friendly food jokes. The little ones will love trying to guess the answers, and you’ll laugh hearing their responses. Happy camping!  


Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up! 

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish! 

Q: Why did the tomato blush? 
A: Because it saw the salad dressing

Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam

Q: What does a mixed-up hen lay?
A: Scrambled eggs

Q: What does an evil hen lay?
A: Deviled eggs

Q: What did the carrot say when the onion told a sad story?
A: Stop! You’re making me cry!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears

Q: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
A: Spare ribs

Q: What's the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
A: Leeks

Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Put 24 carrots in it

Q: What’s a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Strawberries

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: The teacher told him it was a piece of cake

Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me!

Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
A: Tater tots 

Q: What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A: A hoarseraddish

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? 
A: Because they cantaloupe

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? 
A: Gets jalapeño business! 

Q: What’s a hen’s favorite veggie? 
A: Eggplant